As president and CEO of OTW, I was recently faced with a difficult decision. The company manual states on page 96, paragraph 3, subparagraph 1 in the footnote;

*"When faced with a difficult decision, it is the responsibility of the employer/employee to analyze all possible outcomes; maintaining unbiased judgement, then...... flip a coin. Heads yes. Tails no."

Tails

To the employer with the paisley Dixie cups by the water cooler:
I must decline the offer.