Due to limited resources in the creative department, there was a major down-sizing. As lead editor, I found it difficult to publish any of the unintelligible nonsense that was coming across my desk, so I fired the last guy and put myself out of a job. However, life is made up of second chances. Some might say this is a good thing and yet, my friend, you somehow ended up on the losing end of this one, because you are now reading the pointless drivel that is leaking from my head and into your computer. Time is money and I'm broke.