Thursday, November 16, 2006

Due to limited resources in the creative department, there was a major down-sizing. As lead editor, I found it difficult to publish any of the unintelligible nonsense that was coming across my desk, so I fired the last guy and put myself out of a job. However, life is made up of second chances. Some might say this is a good thing and yet, my friend, you somehow ended up on the losing end of this one, because you are now reading the pointless drivel that is leaking from my head and into your computer. Time is money and I'm broke.

6 comments:

Jenny said...

Jared! Thanks for posting. How about publishing some pictures from L.A.? By the way, when are you coming home? It's been at least four months since we've seen you.

benny said...

I'm a corporate head hunter for a different major blogging firm. How does 75k, a car, flexible schedule, and a sweet water cooler sound?

Jenny said...

Only 75k? Honestly, who can live on that? *snort*

OffTheWall.net said...

What color are the dixie cups by the water cooler? If they are white, I don't think I can afford to transfer. The cups by my water cooler are white and it wouldn't make sense to take a step sideways.
I need something a little more flashy to put on my resume.

benny said...

I'm limited in what I can say, Mr. Offthewall, but I can say that some of the dixie cups have paisley patterns. Paisley, Jared.

Jenny said...

Jared, I'm anxiously waiting to hear what you think of the paisley dixie cups. I'd go for it if I were you.