Table Mountain

Bri and I at the Sundial Bridge in Redding

Mountain Ranch

Tubing nude..........by the look on my face, not something you should try.

Bri and I on Table Mountain

Going on a little date

An evening on the Sacramento River

Bri and Benny tubing on Lake Oroville

As president and CEO of OTW, I was recently faced with a difficult decision. The company manual states on page 96, paragraph 3, subparagraph 1 in the footnote;

*"When faced with a difficult decision, it is the responsibility of the employer/employee to analyze all possible outcomes; maintaining unbiased judgement, then...... flip a coin. Heads yes. Tails no."

Tails

To the employer with the paisley Dixie cups by the water cooler:
I must decline the offer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Due to limited resources in the creative department, there was a major down-sizing. As lead editor, I found it difficult to publish any of the unintelligible nonsense that was coming across my desk, so I fired the last guy and put myself out of a job. However, life is made up of second chances. Some might say this is a good thing and yet, my friend, you somehow ended up on the losing end of this one, because you are now reading the pointless drivel that is leaking from my head and into your computer. Time is money and I'm broke.

I'd first like to start by saying that I'm not completely oblivious to the fact that there have been more than a few comments about updating. As Blog Administrator I have realized that from a marketing standpoint, if it were not for my loyal consumers I would have just bankrupt my site. I have also realized that I may need to offer something more in the way of a product line, so Off The Wall is now considering offering text based comodities to compliment the dwindling supply of pictures.

Wall Street Journal

"Off The Wall (OTW) stock has dipped dangerously low over the past couple of months. Share holders are holding their breath in hopes that the new merger will revive the nearly bankrupt* company."


*nearly bankrupt is open to interpretation